The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: 82 years of age by birth records but claims he's 39. Once fabled to be six feet tall, now 3 feet 8 inches with slippers on. Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Most of his communication consists of hacking,burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, and often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. Everybody knows one and half of the population is destined to become one.